Sunday, March 9, 2008

Weekly Warning 3/9/08

Upon visiting a strange bathroom, note the location of the toilet paper dispenser.

I was slurping the remnants of my Diet Dr. Pepper when the urge to go hit. The closest restroom was in a ritzy department store. Honestly, I felt out of place in my overalls (yes, overalls) and Keds. From free standing tissue dispenser to the plushy carpet, the decorations in the restroom probably cost more than my kitchen remodel.

But the thing is...that toilet paper dispenser is dangerous. Case in point--I was fastening buttons when I whipped around and slammed into the free standing toilet paper thingee. The stand wobbles and the Charmin flies off the dispenser. It plunks down into the toilet.

Those people at Charmin aren't lying when they say it's absorbant. It sucked up all the water in the toilet bowl.

In my defense, I did tell an employee that someone had clogged the toilet but like a coward, I slunk out before confessing. I didn't even have a kid with me to blame it on.


kasiaiscarly said...

he he. . . thanks for starting my day with a laugh!

Lil Knitter said...

OMG! How did I miss this one? ROFL
You are such a nice person....not too many people would have stopped to tell an employee. What ever happened to bolting it to the wall anyway. Blonds use those toilets ya know? lol