Never let your seven year old child be in charge of birthday party invitations.
Otherwise, you'll have twenty kids show up at your house at 2 p.m. expecting a piece of cake designed to feed ten people and activities for four kids. Parents find out what they are made of in situations like this. Will they panic and shut themselves in their rooms to knit and eat copious amounts of chocolate? Or will they devise a last minute strategy worthy of a military coup from an unknown island in the South Pacific? Will the father and husband of ten years run out, denying any legal paternal claim to aforementioned seven year old child? Will the mother attempt to foist off the kids on an unsuspecting neighbor?
Stay tuned. I'll post when I reach a country that has no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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Omg...I would have grabbed the knitting and the chocolate and run for the hills. Don't forget to send me a postcard.
Hugs!
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