Sunday, March 23, 2008

Weekly Warning 3/23/08

Chocolate Easter bunnies do not survive being stored near the coffeepot.

Your child's bunny will resemble a large brown blob by the time the coffee pot's automatic shut off kicks in two hours later.

You may send donations to Regan's Psychotherapy Fund through Paypal. Please earmark Wesley's money for his Future Oprah Show visit on how parents ruin their child's life through heating disasters.

3 comments:

Lil Knitter said...

ROFLMBO....I can see this happening.
Maybe I should start one of these funds for my kids too....they think I'm crazy already.

I sent a friend to your blog...I told her the Weekly Warnings alone are so worth the visit. :)

Hugs!

amy-lynne......... said...

lil knitter sent me your way and i must say i am hurting from lmao... this is way too fun.... thanks for posting and i look forward to reading more.... :Þ

jinniver said...

I got a good chuckle out of your post. One Easter when I was a kid, my parents got my brothers and I each a Nerf ball for our basket, along with the traditional chocolate bunny and usual suspects. Then they hid the baskets...and mine ended up next to a radiator. The heat kicked on that night, and the next morning my basket contained a chocolate covered Nerf ball. We still laugh about to this day.