We had to put a halo collar on him this week to prevent him from making the spot worse. Dave and I--well mostly me--have had a wonderful time telling people different reasons why Zack has this on.
A few of our favorites are:
- Zack misread the instructions on his new umbrella
- Zack has decided to be Elizabethean Collie
- Dave wants all access to college football games on cable but refuses to pay for it.
- A new invention: The Catch All Bowl. A portable way to make sure NO food thrown your way goes to waste. Act now and you'll receive two Catch All Bowls. Just pay S & H.
- Zack is the Catholic Church's newest saint but they ran out of halos.
- A emergency braking system for my car. Just let Zack hang out the window and viola, instant stops
- The sunflower in the new school performance of "Chicken Little"
- The new sun-tanning sensation
- A standing water basin designed specifically for chipmunks