Saturday, May 10, 2008

Weekly Warning 5/11/08

First of all, Happy Mother's Day to all! Especially to my totally demented mom and mother-in-law extraordinaire who makes a NASCAR race seem like a Sunday drive to church.

This weekly warning is dedicated to moms of all kinds (stay-at-home, working outside the home, adoptive, single, married, green with pink polka dots, in short, every mom).

Never go out of town and get drunk unless you want more kids.

Dave and I finally figured out why we were always came back with a long-term, tax-deductible souvenir from our vacations. Getting tipsy on your trips to the beach results in the loosening of eggs from your ovaries.

After chasing several mixed drinks down in Charlotte, NC, I became pregnant with Wesley. Regan resulted from a trip to a winery in St. Augustine, FL.

So take it from me, don't drink and vacation unless you want children. If you must get a souvenir, go for the obligatory keychain or the ugly tourist teeshirt.

PS--I would get tipsy on the beach again for my two little kids.

1 comment:

Lil Knitter said...

Happy Mother's Day to you too!

Okay...this WW is a little late for 4 of them kiddos already. Now if I DID want to go out and get tipsy, no worries...had the factory pipes shut down years ago. lol