Saturday, September 20, 2008

Weekly Warning 9/21/08

If you apply your makeup in the car, make sure you finish the job before you conduct a training.

Again, I was stressing (a reoccurring theme in my life lately). I was stopped at a particularly nasty red light when I decided to throw on my makeup. The light suddenly turned green and I was off. Then the train stopped me for a moment and out whipped my mascara and eyebrow pencil to darken my non-existent brow. I applied my makeup in bits and spurts until I reached my destination.

Halfway through the introductions, the 32 oz Diet Dr. Pepper that I gulped down made its way to my bladder and I went to the restroom.

Washing my hands, I looked in the bathroom mirror only to discover that I had only made up one of my eyebrows. I looked like a plastic surgery gone bad. However, my noticeable cowlick covered and complimented my absent eyebrow in a very becoming way.


Lil Knitter said...

Now a reason to love that cowlick. lol tell these things really happen regularly or do you plan them? lol Actually, if I gave it some thought..I could probably come up a weekly warning myself. :P

maryeb said...

That is too funny! Thanks for the warning. It sounds just like something I would do.