Sunday, December 26, 2010

'Twas the Day after Christmas

'Twas the day after Christmas
And all through my head
Came the pounding of light sabers
and children demanding to be fed.

With the hubby gone to his Sunday job
and here I am stuck with the kids and the dog
I slipped and fell on a stray green lego
and yelled until I was as hoards as a frog.

Finally the noise has subsided
and the dog stopped the howling doom
I just hope I can stay until New Year's
as a guest of the mental hospital's padded room.

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