Saturday, August 16, 2008

Weekly Warning 8/17/08

While wearing a large foam turtle suit in 100 degree weather for several hours, don't put ice on your head.

The ice will melt, causing you to look like you peed in the turtle suit. This in turn will make all young children afraid of you when you're there to entertain kids.

1 comment:

Lil Knitter said...

lol...Turtles have to go potty too!
How did you ever get roped into wearing the turtle suit?